Ape Demotivational Poster
TOILET RAPE - When it happens, you'll shit bricks
HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP
KISSIN COUSINS -
Rock Paper Scissors -
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...
TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?
WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.
DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !
DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them
THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...
Never saw it Coming -
WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942
CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...
WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !
FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass
TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.
PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists
BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult
DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson
FIRST I WAS LIKE -
DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all
DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.
Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -
SILENCE IS GOLDEN -
RAPEFACE - Vikings had them first
BUNNY RAPE - look what happens when you change in front of him.
HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, FrÃ¤ulein.
APES - Up yours humanity!
RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.
MANAGEMENT LESSON -
GOVERNMENTS - Are Like Diapers They Should be Changed Often And For the Same Reason
DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!
too much stress -
CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.
PAPERCLIP - The staple for people with commitment issues
DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More
THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?
BILL KAULITZ - Proud supporter of eye rape.
WHY - do I have this on my computer? Why are you looking?! Aaaarrrggghr!!!
WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -
SATAN - "No Hitler. The BIG pineapple."
YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!
EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
RAPE - A dish best served cold
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...
MEMORIES - SOME AREN'T EXACTLY KODAK MOMENTS
PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!
DUCT TAPE -
USE ANDREX -
MICHAEL JACKSON -
GRIM REAPER, INC. - Taking Care of Business Since the Dawn of Man
CAPE HORN - Say it 5 times fast and you'll shit bricks
EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.
HEY! LOOK!! - I MADE A SEX TAPE!
RAPE - Its always funny until it happens to you
DORA AQUAPET - What do you see in this picture?
EVOLUTION ? - Proof that men haven't evolved that much
DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....
WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!
DUCT TAPE -
ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo
WHERE ELSE ? -
WEIGHTLOSS TAPE - You don't need video to stop eating so damn much.
YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.
40 LB. BOX OF RAPE - Because It Wants To Open You Too.
I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence
NEWSPAPER DRESS -
PANDA DOGS -
ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.
NO REALLY -
THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -
THE GRIN REAPER -
KIDS IN DIAPERS -
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