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TOILET RAPE - When it happens, you'll shit bricks


TAGS: rape
Rating: 2.13/5
Superjenny330 - January 19, 2012, 10:36 pm
Your comment literally made me laugh so much I began coughing and nearly peed myself. Congratulations.
sdfg - August 3, 2008, 11:44 pm
u wont be able to shit anything when theres a giant sausage in ur ass


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


KISSIN COUSINS -




Rock Paper Scissors -




LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my ass of afterwards XD


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


THANKSGIVING -




WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass


TAGS: but rape random funny poop
Rating: 4.39/5

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Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:42 am
LMAO 5'Ls


A -


TAGS: tape
Rating: 4.09/5

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TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M


TAGS: duct tape nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't fuck it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, Fuck it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....


LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct tape duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


TWITTER -




Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.82/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




RAPEFACE - Vikings had them first




COMEBACKS -


TAGS: apes
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bandit5906 - February 11, 2012, 7:12 pm
I see the resembalence! 5L
forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am
5 hoverbananas!
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:26 am
Hahahaha I love this!


BUNNY RAPE - look what happens when you change in front of him.


TAGS: rape
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by shady

Sean - March 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
I personally find it hard to believe that any woman would not willingly yield to a man in a bunny suit. Yep. Hard. To. Believe.
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:57 pm
The mask really makes this poster a win. 5L
shady - February 12, 2010, 8:03 pm
what derek said thats funny
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:38 pm
Hope it's not the Engergizer bunny


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


APES - Up yours humanity!




RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.




MANAGEMENT LESSON -




GOVERNMENTS - Are Like Diapers They Should be Changed Often And For the Same Reason


TAGS: diaper government politics
Rating: 2.96/5

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poop - July 29, 2009, 5:13 pm
it's politicians, not governments


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine grape
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.


CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


PAPERCLIP - The staple for people with commitment issues


TAGS: paperclip commitment issues
Rating: 4.4/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:19 pm
Bigger than some penises.


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct tape uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct tape diet..it's cheap too


DESTINY -


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am
Great!


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

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Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




BILL KAULITZ - Proud supporter of eye rape.


TAGS: bill kaulitz supporter of eye rape
Rating: 2.88/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Oh no... That Tokio Hotel... thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Sean - September 8, 2009, 7:55 pm
Is THAT what he's doing, Maggie, cuz I feel so violated.
culos - September 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry Maggie, don't know who this pussy is, but by the looks of 'it' it's not equipped to rape anything, especially not with those gay eyes....You just earned a solid 1 vote from me.


WHY - do I have this on my computer? Why are you looking?! Aaaarrrggghr!!!


TAGS: furry ape girl woman
Rating: 1.92/5

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Mr. Shiny - January 28, 2010, 9:27 pm
Why did you put this on this site? Why am I looking?


WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette tape pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


ADDICTION -




SATAN - "No Hitler. The BIG pineapple."




YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!


TAGS: ducttape stupid
Rating: 3.23/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
They're but for the grace of God, go I.
Bull - August 21, 2012, 4:10 pm
So you 1L bomb someone because of a grammatical error .. wat the fuk iis ronge wit peeple thees daze? Eye meen seeresly?
Vinxman - August 21, 2012, 9:14 am
Can you fix the spelling with duct tape? There--A place. Think of the root (here). Their--Belongs to them. Think of the word "heir"--both are about possession. They're--They are.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


RAPE - A dish best served cold


TAGS: rape mouse rat
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - August 11, 2011, 11:10 am
Of all the things it still is, (to say nothing of what it becomes ...) if it's cold, it ain't rape.
Benlulz - January 22, 2011, 2:35 pm
I did indeed... but still, it's sick xd
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:17 pm

you lol'd as well ddidn't you ben. sick bastard. 5l just for the revulsion.
Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 2:31 pm
Awww.. that's just wrong.. >_


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...


TAGS: happy birthday wraped special package
Rating: 3.63/5

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Budog - June 8, 2012, 2:17 am
Wets her desire, it doesn't matter where she gets her apatite as long as she comes home to eat...
mariand - June 5, 2012, 9:11 am
Happy Bday to your wife!... dude, you made this gift, so as to put asleep her alertness?...lol
Budog - June 5, 2012, 7:09 am
Made this one for my wife, it's her birthday today and she loves Jon Bon Jovi...


MEMORIES - SOME AREN'T EXACTLY KODAK MOMENTS




PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


DUCT TAPE -




USE ANDREX -




MICHAEL JACKSON -


TAGS: michael jackson children kids rape
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.


GRIM REAPER, INC. - Taking Care of Business Since the Dawn of Man




CAPE HORN - Say it 5 times fast and you'll shit bricks


TAGS: cape horn
Rating: 2.16/5
lol - August 19, 2008, 2:48 am
i lol'ed
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 12:49 am
I did. I didn't.


silence -


TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.71/5
matthew - February 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
that was funny the first hundred times i hear it
. - September 28, 2008, 10:03 am
mmm, yummy
Duct - July 27, 2008, 8:19 am
Sometimes silence is silver.
aPauling - July 24, 2008, 9:06 am
Q: Why did the farmer wrap the gopher in duct tape? A: So it didn't pop when he f-cked it!
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
Still one of my favorites


ASS-RAPE -




SARCASM -


TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.


EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.


TAGS: evolution ape man god time
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2012, 11:44 am
Notice the edge work…man, wish my lawn looked that tidy.
SethMythrax - August 12, 2012, 9:22 am
I wonder if animal activists throw paint on him like they do Women who wear Fur coats?..
GaryO - August 11, 2012, 7:23 pm
I too had a sweater like that...wait
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 7:16 pm
... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?
rerun - August 11, 2012, 5:50 pm

give a whole new meaning to the term "bear hug"
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:23 pm
Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:12 pm

shudders


HEY! LOOK!! - I MADE A SEX TAPE!


TAGS: tape caddy
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.


RAPE - Its always funny until it happens to you


TAGS: rape
Rating: 1.95/5

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DORA AQUAPET - What do you see in this picture?




INCONTINENCE -




EVOLUTION ? - Proof that men haven't evolved that much


TAGS: evolution men apes
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - October 12, 2010, 4:03 am
Get your hands off of me you damn dirty apes !!!
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 5:03 pm
and that is why monkeys are so hated by us men
Neener - October 11, 2010, 3:25 am
The bottom is so dark I had trouble reading it.


DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




PREVENTION -




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!


TAGS: rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Mr Missile

lolwut - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am
they tried to exterminate them, but like cockroaches, they keep comin back for more.
oh shuddup - January 16, 2009, 1:57 pm
meh fuckin jews always being all in yo face......the lot shouda been exterminated
Jazzhole - July 20, 2008, 3:43 pm
I kinda lol'd


DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: duct tape gagged bondage silence
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by gagged222

thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 10:59 am
Check your PMs, Mr. Gagged


ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo


TAGS: ichigo bleach funny cute soul reaper
Rating: 2.03/5

More motifakes by lala609617

forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:27 am
LOL @ GS....
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
@ TOC - You mean in the rear, right?
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
lame + gay + TOC comment=1L
thatonechick - May 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ichigo's not too bad... he just gets stabbed a lot.
MissRed - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
1L=Ichigo=Fail+Fag+Lame*Epic Fail=Ichigo^2/Try harder
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
I'll second that from the Faceman! 1L
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 11:48 am
Lame+Gay+Really Gay+Super Lame=1L!
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
Bleach fan. Therefore, it would quite unfair for me to judge this author, when my motives are so thoroughly compromised. For you see, I am a fan of anime posters. BUT to survive, they must be accessable to moti-public at large.)
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:46 pm
This is the reason they tell me not to do anime posters. Few get the joke, and you'll only get fives from guys like me. (NOTE: I said guys "like" me. Not me. I abstain from voting, as I am conflicting between my obligation as motifake member and that of a
deadraisin - May 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
I don't know who Ichigo is but that crotch bow of his looks like a couple of testes.


WHERE ELSE ? -


TAGS: boxman flowers escape happy hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 3:56 pm
The more you know haha
motinet - April 16, 2012, 10:35 am

"Stranded", was Homer Simpsons favorite TV series, lol


WEIGHTLOSS TAPE - You don't need video to stop eating so damn much.




YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.


TAGS: mom body builder muscle body dad rape
Rating: 2.35/5


40 LB. BOX OF RAPE - Because It Wants To Open You Too.


TAGS: rape box 40
Rating: 2.18/5
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:57 pm
I wish there were negative lions to vote with!
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
How did a tunnel even get approved?!?!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
tunnel+anonymous=1L


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


ROPE -




I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence




NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a damn good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


PANDA DOGS -


TAGS: hey they re cheaper to keep
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - June 23, 2010, 2:42 am

the dogs, tits are not that rare in my neck of the woods
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 2:33 am
Are you talking about the dogs or the tits?
rerun - June 23, 2010, 2:13 am

surely these cannot be real....if so I really want one.


ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


NO REALLY -


TAGS: ape angry
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by craiger65

craiger65 - February 18, 2011, 11:07 pm
Thanks brianjayy, I still get a laugh out of it as well. I have it posted on my desk at work and sometimes I just lift it up so folks can see it.
brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 6:51 pm
craiger...every time I see this, I chuckle OUT LOUD...!!! Might be my favorite poster on the entire site... :)
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:29 pm

great pic, lots of potential. good first effort. try working the idea up more.


THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -


TAGS: star trek escape stars meek
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.


THE GRIN REAPER -




KIDS IN DIAPERS -


TAGS: boy girl diaper
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

steph1 - March 25, 2011, 8:07 am
in a way this had been done before - #128174


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